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>The Mandalorian

>Javier Peña / Narcos

>Ezra / Prospect

>Max Phillips / Bloodsucking Bastards

>Agent Jack “Whiskey” Daniels / Kingsman: The Golden Circle

>Maxwell Lord / WW84

>Other characters

>Headcanons

>ABCs of Kink Series Masterlist

#tori says things #max says things #masterlist #my fic
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 59342 Notes
#exactly
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 30729 Notes
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 2518 Notes

What that thang do?

- Anonymous

cryptotheism:

God knows, I shudder to say.

Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 528764 Notes

besturlonhere:

tsarcasm:

everythingbutlarry:

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately

this is the best post on this website

#fucking classic
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 14013 Notes
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 189768 Notes

mean-girl-dean-girl:

ursaring:

ursaring:

My mom told me to stop vapeing in the house and my dad just texted me this

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Update:

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Darth Vaper

Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 73 Notes

thozaoaks:

Javier Peña in Every Episode: The Good, the Bad and the Dead

#javi #narcos #pedro pascal #I love him
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 21090 Notes

captorations:

i wrote a short taz/homestuck crossover back in 2018, just the IPRE crew running into Earth C, and obviously it’s not up to my current standards but i’m still not sure i’ll ever write a joke funnier than this one

right at the beginning:

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and then, lup meeting terezi:

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and finally, right at the end, having had a whole year to investigate:

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#DKVNDNCJDJDJS #taz #hs #I love this
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 1045 Notes

plattenbauprinz:

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Sometimes you need to stop for a second to enjoy the small things.

#the mandalorian #star wars #din
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 39503 Notes
#video #I feel like I shouldn’t be laughing but gkdbcjdbfkdbdnfksk #sibling behavior if I’ve ever seen/experienced it
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 108683 Notes

lowpolycas:

Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer

Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 123922 Notes
#cute #cats
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 175 Notes

cal-kestis:

#let cal fly 😤

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#DKCNDNSKA #din #Star Wars #the mandalorian #jedi survivor #cal kestis #bd1 #paz
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 8606 Notes

catgirlcowboy:

rb this n tell me what is the same and what is diff abt ur relationship to ur gender n sexual identity compared to urself 7 years ago :3c

#7 years ago?? #I thought I was a pansexual nonbinary person and had no interest in being any more masculine than I was at that moment #so uh. quite a bit different #tbh I don’t think anything is the same #still use they/them but added he/him so like ?? idk #also so much of myself was wrapped up into a relationship that was like. #it wasn’t bad but it was really intense & ended really badly & probably wasn’t the best choice in the long run #and a concerning amount of my identity was dependent on that relationship #so
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 592 Notes

themandaloriandaily:

#me at any minor inconvenience

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#pedro pascal
icon Pedro Pascal is my government assigned man crush
Tori/Max // 25 // he/they // nb lesbian (shocking, I know) // previously max--phillips & spacegayofficial // 18+ ONLY // Welcome to hell! I didn't mean to become a Pedro Pascal stan. Read my about for more!

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