This is definitely inspired by all the fics with dark! or otherwise more unsavory versions of characters that I’ve seen floating around more frequently lately, and my brain immediately went to Joel for some reason (probably bc of my previous idea I had for him about what if he truly just went off the deep end after Sarah died rather than everything that actually happened) but I think like, to some degree Whiskey, Javi P, and maybe Dave?? could apply but uh
What if maybe there was enough of a (legal!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my god everyone’s an adult) age gap between you that he could reasonably call you kiddo,, but while absolutely wrecking your whole shit
as 90% of desktop users have probably found out, today @staff released an update that for some insane reason COMPLETELY remodels the dashboard to replicate twitter’s. this is of course in the wake of numerous other thoroughly hated changes and a continued refusal to fix any of the site’s actual problems, half of which stem directly from site management.
HOWEVER, thanks to the power of jQuery, i was able to throw together a userscript that remodels the dashboard back to its original look almost perfectly.
here is my dashboard right now, with the script active:
and here is the old dashboard in separate tab container that hasn’t received the update:
it’s hardly perfect; i had trouble making it force reload to the fixed layout when switching between other pages and the dashboard, and it currently only fixes just the dashboard. it’s also completely untested on browsers other than firefox, and chances are it looks a bit screwy on ultrawide monitors. but for now at least, it’s a good fix.
the unfucker is a tampermonkey userscript. all you have to do to use it is install the tampermonkey extension, hit “create new script”, and replace the default code on the page with the script (link here) and save it.
The ultracatholics on this website aren’t actually trying to “debate” you. They think they are trying to save you.
What is actually happening, is they’re saying inflammatory things that get strong negative reactions from readers. People yell at them in response. This generates a feeling of being attacked, so they can continue to see themselves as an underdog.
This entire dynamic can be shortcutted by simply blocking them and moving on with your life.
greetings sire, i am but a worm beneath you, but my dear sister is deathly ill and your work is the only thing that brings her happiness still. anywho, in season 2 of good omens do crowley and aziraphale have fucknasty butt sex? thank you!
sluttiest thing a man can do is know how to cook delicious meals
so glad i did
Pedro Pascal is my government assigned man crush
Tori/Max // 25 // he/they // nb lesbian (shocking, I know) // previously max--phillips & spacegayofficial // 18+ ONLY // Welcome to hell! I didn't mean to become a Pedro Pascal stan. Read my about for more!
Pedro Pascal is my government assigned man crush
