Welcome back to the ABCs of Kink, part of @yearofcreation2023!! This was supposed to be out in June, but… y'know, life happens. Anyway, this particular fic was inspired by this ask I answered from @faebirdie way back in December. Also, if you want a reference for the hogtie I wrote in for the reader, you can see that here from The Duchy under “heavy elbow.” Enjoy!
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Pairing: Agent Jack “Whiskey” Daniels x afab!reader (no gendered pet names are used!)
Warnings: SOOO much daddy kink (though not in a ddlg way, really you could replace “daddy” in this fic with the title of your choosing and it would read the same), established relationship and established BDSM dynamic, dom!Jack, sub!reader, of course: fucking machines and forced orgasms, multiple orgasms, overstimulation, bondage, vibrator wand, Jack’s thumb goes in your ass, sweet degradation (whore and slut are used), so much dirty talk, crying due to that overstimulation, squirting, face fucking, some good ‘ol ball sucking, and, of course, aftercare.
Word count: 4.6k
“Well, now, what’s this?” The question was asked with a tone of mischief and suggestion. Jack was standing in your closet, helping you pack up your apartment so you could move in together. You knew immediately what he was referring to. You froze where you were, fire hot embarrassment washing over you. How were you going to explain that to him?
Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, “So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it’s gone” the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad
I love it when a website is slightly poorly translated. I’m doing some ✨spicy shopping✨ (and if you take the context of my last post, let’s just say I’m taking a cue from the fic I posted yesterday LMAO)
So I’m looking at attachments right?? And the description on this one has me. Cackling. The formatting is exactly how they have it on the website. It reads:
Have you dreamed of stuffing a juicy big cock in your asshole? A32 is nicely-erected, well-proportioned dildo that sets out to penetrate any pussy in sight. It doesn’t look as rough as other monster dongs. Instead, A32 is a good-looking and massive dildo that you want to make love to. (Tip: Don’t run fast when dildo isn’t inside vagina. Swing isn’t good for machine! )
Im ngl I think Dieter would be fun to see (read pov for?) in a gloryhole situation. I just feel like he would end up in a place like that the easiest out of all the boys 🤷🏻♀️
- Anonymous
Honestly you’re very right about that . Perhaps perhaps………..
Sometimes you have a normal day. Sometimes you learn that a company has created a WEARABLE THRUSTING SEX MACHINE
“People make panty vibrators and wearable sex toys all the time!” you’re probably thinking. Yes. But you can’t see those. This????
THE WORLDS MOST INSANE FANNY PACK BROUGHT TO YOU BY ADULTREPDAO and it can be yours for the shockingly reasonable (as far as sex machines go) price of $429.
They also have a gel roller pen (closer to what we see in the movie I think) and a fountain pen! These aren’t 100% correct, the fact it’s capped and not a click pen/pencil isn’t true to the movie. But nonetheless!
It’s the Kaweco Skyline Sport mechanical pencil, fountain pen, or gel roller pen in Mint. The mechanical pencil is 0.7mm lead, the fountain pen has five nib sizes (extra fine, fine, medium, broad, and double broad), and the gel roller pen is 0.7mm.
Anywho, next fic up is G for gloryholes. Are we feeling one of the boys or an original work? Regardless of how I end up doing it, it is going to focus more on the reader/MC than whoever’s putting their dingaling in the hole, y’know? (Unless someone gives me a pitch for a really good alternative scenario where one of the boys is on the receiving end I guess?) Also, the original work has more potential for going a monsterfucker/alienfucker route… point is if you have ideas or requests lemme know lmao
Malice is still in my lap and over one arm as I type this, so know the suffering I undergo to present you with this sandwich. She’s kneading. It’s very pointy.
This sandwich should be on sourdough; I had rye and I can’t get through more than one loaf of bread at a time so I’m making it work. Cheeses are Havarti and Muenster, but Gouda is also a good thing to put here. Granny Smith apple, sliced as thinly as the cheese; honey spread generously on the inside of both slices of bread. The cheese is creamy and rich, the apple is tart and crisp, and the honey is sweet and will caramelize just a little as the sandwich toasts.
The outside should get a little butter. I like to make my grilled cheeses in a pan, but you can do this in a toaster oven too. It is a sandwich that should not work as well as it does! I love this thing.
They’re also shooting for 100% renewable plastic sources by 2030! All of the soft plant/leaf elements in sets right now and going forward are made out of bioplastic made from sugarcane, and they’re working on getting the regular hard plastic bricks out of that, too.
They’ve done it, actually! The full bricks are in the prototype stage now, and are expected to be 100% biodegradable without the need for a commercial compost facility. It’s very cool. Right now they’re testing the durability and playability of the bricks and seeing what needs to be revised/reworked on their final model.
So its that easy huh
Of course it is
Actually, this isn’t “easy” and is huge news. You see, Lego is absolutely meticulous about their quality control. Their standards for manufacturing are stupidly high, as are their safety requirements. You know that distinctive “click” when you pop two Lego bricks apart? They engineered that. That sound is so distinctive that it can be used to tell genuine Lego bricks from counterfeits and it’s a sound that would be based on shape and material.
Furthermore, one of the hard requirements for a Lego brick is that it must be compatible with any other Lego brick. If I buy a set today and pull a set from the 1980s? Those bricks would fit together perfectly. This requires a huge amount of precision engineering and controls on manufacturing quality. (I can’t remember the source, but I’ve at least heard that once the brick molds wear to a certain point, they’re pulled from the line and either melted down or turned into construction material for Lego HQ. Point being, no one is getting their hands on a worn Lego mold)
Recycled and non-petroleum plastics are different from other plastic. The chemistry is different. The timing and process to use them is different. This has been a reason why more companies haven’t moved to them, because there’s a drop in quality for material (so they claim).
What Lego just did is completely obliterate that argument. The corporation with some of the strictest quality control requirements for plastic just kicked the basic foundation of the “bad quality” argument out from under it, because if they feel confident enough to guarantee the same experience as using a brick from over 40 years ago, if they are confident enough that they can meet their own metrics at a huge industrial scale….
Tori/Max // 25 // he/they // nb lesbian (shocking, I know) // previously max--phillips & spacegayofficial // 18+ ONLY // Welcome to hell! I didn't mean to become a Pedro Pascal stan. Read my about for more!
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Pedro Pascal is my government assigned man crush
